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Before and After Wedding

Posted in Ethnic, Jokes, Marriage

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .

After marriage.
You die, up to you.

Long married.
You die I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.

After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you

Long married.
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
You are my heart, you are my love
After wedding
You get on my nerves

Before wedding
You are sweet and kind just like Cinderella

After wedding
You are worse than godzila

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I`m stuck
with you

After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every dinner he brings you to Shangri-La

After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

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