Do you still want to get married?
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A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying.”
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”
Hymie was in the middle of a lengthy religious discussion with his psychiatrist.
“Now, do I understand correctly,” said the shrink, “that it was your wife who introduced you to religion?”
“Yes, that’s correct,” said Hymie. “I did not really believe there was a hell until I married her.”
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