Note Found on the Refrigerator
Note Found on the Refrigerator One� Morning:
�My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with�you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope�that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening�with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don’t be upset, I�shall be home before midnight.��
When the man came home late that night,�he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear�Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old… I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are� also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college.
I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta�with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge�of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until�sometime tomorrow.
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